Dearest Dead,

The Hooters franchise says there’s going to open up a Hooters restaurant in Israel come this summer, or as I suggest they call it ‘The Homicide Bomber Magnet.’

Titties, pork ribs, and beer. I think that’s what they call the Tehran Trifecta.

Don’t these corporate dweebs pause for a moment to think what kind of consequences a restaurant like that will have on the ever downward-spiraling image of Americans in the global theater? Holy warriors will have a yet another solid *reason* to point at and say ‘See, this is exactly what I’ve been talking about, my homeboys!’

Hooters, Home of the Infidel Ideology.

Holy Fucking Hell,
Obvious