Shortly after that photo was taken, the man was promptly eaten by his maniacal sleep-chamber creation.

C’mon, tell me that guy can’t smell the bed monster’s breath right there?

via [boingboing]

“People at big companies don’t realize the extent to which they live in an environment that is one large, ongoing test for the wrong qualities.” – Paul Graham

Listen up. There is no hope for your kind. You are playing a game for which the rules were only intended for living, breathing humans.

Requirements: Deceit, lack of initiative, sheepisness, immorality.

Can a Zombie be untrue to its nature? I say no.

Unfortunately, I believe that falling up the ladder is a skill only the living can master.

Yours,
Obvious

I’ve finally decided on a title for my newfangled wordpress bloggy-thingamajig.

I hereby christen thee Obvious Zombie!

Matching theme design to follow… stay tuned.

There will be stuff here.